GOT RIPPED OFF AT VINNIES
The old duck behind the counter must have been a hundred and fifty. I gave her a tenner, and when she handed my change back a couple of the gold $2 coins fell down at her feet. She was so old she didn’t see, hear or feel them go. Bending down to get them probably would have killed her, or snapped one of her hips at the very least. Still made her do it though. Hey, times are tough, shape up...
REALLY LISTENED TO BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
The Boss’ song I’m On Fire goes like this: Hey little girl is you’re daddy home Did he go away and leave you all alone I got a bad desire I’m on fire Reading between the lines, this is what I’m hearing: Hey little girl is your daddy home Are you unprotected in the house by yourself I’m a pedophile I’m going to burn in hell Someone arrest that man.